a short list of things i hate
#1. everything

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31st October 2009

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Happy Halloween from Nilbog.

  • Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!
  • Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
  • Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.
  • Elliott: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?
  • Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.

Tagged: AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT MEOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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